Knock on wood to prevent AIDS!
I carry a rabbit’s foot in hopes that neglected animals find homes.
Horseshoes for Haiti!
I’ll crush a dravas claw with a mortar and pestle and then bathe in it for clean water in Africa!
Just pulled an eyelash out to end Japanese whaling.
Drawing a pentagram to keep the republicans at bay.
doesn’t anyone notice that the second comment is about star wars and not a major crisis like the others?







